Guide to snow
1cm - Can still get to work. Unsatisfying.
5cm - Schools closed, people start walking
like the marionettes from Thunderbirds.
10cm - Wear walking boots to work.
Snowmen appear on lawns.
15cm - Bike wheels collect ice and snow.
Braking gets interesting. Kettle works overtime.
20cm - Get your snowboard out and build the
biggest jump you can in the local park.
25cm - Head for the hills.
There are a few empty seats in the office today. The snow is coming back.
If you place an order over the weekend, we will get your parcel over the mountain to the
outside world on Monday and it should be with you by Christmas, depending on the snow.
Don't forget the 50 things under £50 offer, which is full of great last minute gift ideas.
Just to let you know, we're running low on a lot of sizes already so if
there's something you like, order now before it sells out.